Sometimes we need a little humor when it comes to relationships. Hope this will give you a smile.
Puns: The Tates
Do you know how many members of the TATE family belong to our organization?
There is old man DICK TATE who wants to run everything, while Uncle RO TATE tries to change everything.
Their sister, AGI TATE, stirs up plenty of trouble with help from her husband, IRRI TATE.
Whenever new projects are suggested, HESI TATE and his wife, VEGI TATE, want to wait until next year.
Brother FACILI TATE is quite helpful in group matters.
And a happy member is Ms. FELICI TATE.
Cousins COGI TATE and MEDI TATE always think things over and lend a helpful steady hand.
And, of course, there is the bad seed in the family, AMPU TATE, who has cut himself off completely from the rest of the organization.
(From Donna Eaker)